Horoscopes for Dogs

Dog horoscopes are a little make-believe for people who enjoy imagining their pet as the household astrologer. The twelve portraits below are fictional characters, not predictions about real dogs. Wendi has appointed herself editor, naturally.

A birth date does not establish a dog's personality, health, training needs, or suitability for a family. Base care decisions on the individual dog and qualified advice, rather than a zodiac sign.

Aries (March 21–April 19): The adventure organiser

In this imaginary household, Aries has already inspected the walking shoes and would like everyone to hurry up. The route is a mystery; the enthusiasm is not.

Taurus (April 20–May 20): The cushion connoisseur

Taurus has tested every soft spot in the house and prepared a shortlist. Moving the favourite blanket will require a meeting and possibly a snack.

Gemini (May 21–June 20): The busy correspondent

Gemini has news from the window, news from the garden, and an urgent update about a leaf. There may be a second edition after lunch.

Cancer (June 21–July 22): The blanket collector

Our fictional Cancer would put a cosy blanket on every chair. Visitors are welcome, especially if they understand that the best seat is already taken.

Leo (July 23–August 22): The living-room star

Leo enters the room as though someone has announced a special guest. No announcement was made, but applause will be accepted.

Virgo (August 23–September 22): The toy librarian

Virgo knows which toy belongs where, even when every toy currently belongs on the floor. The inventory is thorough; the filing system is personal.

Libra (September 23–October 22): The sofa diplomat

Libra would like everyone to have a comfortable seat. The proposed solution is for the dog to occupy the middle and distribute attention fairly.

Scorpio (October 23–November 21): The garden detective

Scorpio is investigating a suspicious flowerpot. The case remains open, and the detective will not comment until the evidence has been sniffed again.

Sagittarius (November 22–December 21): The weekend planner

Sagittarius has drawn up an ambitious itinerary involving three parks and a picnic. The humans may negotiate it down to one excellent outing.

Capricorn (December 22–January 19): The household supervisor

Capricorn takes the daily schedule seriously. Breakfast, walk, nap: a demanding agenda, but someone has to keep the household organised.

Aquarius (January 20–February 18): The inventive player

Aquarius has found a new use for an old toy. The rules are still being developed, and participation requires an open mind.

Pisces (February 19–March 20): The daydreaming companion

Pisces has settled beside you with the expression of a dog composing a poem. The poem may be about dinner. It is a promising subject.

Your Real Dog Gets the Final Say

The best portrait is the one you learn by spending time together. For practical ideas, try activities Yorkies enjoy or learn more about dog body language. The stars can wait while you go for a walk.